Ladies and Gentleman, it is my honor and privilege, on this most esteemed celebration of the birth of our most fearless Viking Alex, to announce to you, our dearest and most allegiant listeners, the beginning of what will become the world’s very first accidental mind control device! That’s right, folks, you are witnessing history in the making as we here at Viking Labs roll out a fun and exciting, extremely new and totally user-friendless aspect of our cult propaghandizing machine. Behold, DAS BLAWGH!
“Holy Shit!” you might say, “Finally a tool that will allow me to generate seemingly intelligible conversations with other nerds like me without ever having to bother with the tedium of doing any research on my own! Oh sweet Bethel! At long last, what Yahweh promised has finally come to be.”
It’s true. Our time is here. We have risen. We are coming again and again. In the name of your mother and the state of Gibralter. As the four horseman saddle-up for one last dog and pony show before the, um, dimensional shift (? really ?) we, the Viking Youth Power Hour, are here to inform your dreams and enbolden your cholesterol-addled hearts.
This is a call to arms for the lazy. A battle cry for the inept. And an almost totally acceptable way to pass your time as you slowly die another day at your lousy fucking job.This is the Viking Youth Power Hour’s brand mother-fucking new, baby-spankin’ BLAWGH!
Be brave young Internet Warrior, we are the future.