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The original cultural icon named Joe challenges Joe the Plumber now known as JTB.

Enjoy:

I like music because even if the words are shit

Theres still music
And perhaps some dancing
And where theres dancing there bound to be drinks
And were theres drinks theres got to be
some asshole named Charlie who I call Dad

And where there’s a dad theres a god

and where theres god
yeah  you guessed it

bound to be a devil
and were theres a devil there are going to be

cookies

And women

Fucking women
Horrible beautiful savage mind blowing women
Who ruin everything and make it great

The problem is that pussy doesnt last
It gives way to girlfriends
and girlfriends give way to arguments about carpeting

And no one likes that

Not even Jesus

or that asshole Charlie.