My friends and colleagues, let today be a day of joy and auspicious glee for all involved in the One World Conspiracy. After many a years hunting up and down the aisles of marginal internettical lunacy, I have discovered a blog that may indeed be the Unified Theory of Internet Madness.

Focus on your perineum, hose down your aura, and dip your evil-doing teeth into the bounty that is The Pseudo-Occult Media Blog!!!

Never before have maniacs gained so much by reaching so far.