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THIS WEEK ON THE VIKING YOUTH POWER HOUR...
The Bird Flu and You!
What's funnier than a dead bird lying in a puddle of it's own exploded head? 100 million people doing the same thing! Well, ok, maybe not funnier, but certainly funny enough for us to do an hour long show on this stuff. I mean, come on, if Uncle Milty had his hands on this kinda material...
So, yeah, sure enough, this week we discuss the H5N1 or what is better known as the Avian Bird Flu. Our hope is to school you all on this possible source of the next pandemic so that if it does come you, our lovely and talented listeners, can survive. That's right, Charlie Manson had his Helter Skelter, we're working on our H5N1 rehab program - Sticky Pickle - where we'll finally get some poor schmuck to pay us for this nonsense just out of complete lack of competition.
That's right, we'll fill your dirty little brains with tales of viruses and explanations of how your body battles them both naturally and with the aid of naturally occuring solutions. We'll stumble down memory lane as we all sip our wine coolers and laugh about the Spanish Influenze of 1918 that killed more people than the first world war. We'll make tasteless jokes about what might happen when the old "blue death" comes knocking around again.
The world can be a terrible and misery inducing place, you don't need other "legitimate" news sources to tell you that, just stick around right here with the Viking Youth, we'll bring you down with as much panache as the best of the big boys.
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